Vince Dean

A retarded artist and overly pretentious writer, guitarist, producer and (un)sound engineer - producing seemingly endless records for the Dictacoda Label, records that are intrinsically pointless, dull as fuck and mostly both. His interpersonal skills, were famously described by Fred West as 'elementary' - which is why we recommend Vince-avoidance for most social situations and not least because Vince Dean could send a glass-eye to sleep...

Hear Vince's music at dictacoda.bandcamp.com

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The Baroque Blues Band

The first iteration of the BBB was formed in 2003 to 2006 resulting in two albums. Their first release in 2004 was untitled. Much later saw the release of The 2nd Guitar Concerto in B# - a cobbled together mixture of recordings from this period with the original sound recording being released in 2013, the highlight being Amanda's version of Moon River with Tom on lead guitar. There are guest appearances from vocalists Cassie Solon Parry, Irene Rae and Tessa Bennie. John Pini features on electric guitar. The songs are written by Ian Stokes and/or Vince Dean apart from Moon River (Mancini & Mercer) and Police Dog Blues (Blind Blake)

2nd Guitar Concerto In B#

The Baroque Blues Band

The Baroque Blues Band

A new album is to be released in late 2025

THE EVIL DEATH DESTRUCTION BASTARDS

'It's Very Early " Miss Gamp suggests, and, just maybe too early for the Evils - four Dutchmen from Zaltbommel who changed the course of popular music forever but never stuck around long enough to accept the international plaudits or the entreaties for them to enter the 'Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame'. When their membership was requested Bunty's response was simply "you can tell 'em to fuck right off" - ever the diplomat , Bunty's hatred of organisation brimming over without gathering opinions from the other band members. Their long awaited first album took an age to complete and was going to be called "God's Schitterende Gele Penis" but Bunty unilaterally changed it to "Waggler". The title change was Cuntkin's protest against NLTV banning the promotional video from their chart-topping single She's Thirteen & Loves A Porking - the promo video in question containing lingering images of Gertie Gamp's genitals as she enthusiastically endorses the longs lyrics. Vadge McKechnie was incensed - typical Cuntkin making executive decisions when we are a collective. Before lawyers became involved Dictacoda ruled that the album would be untitled. By the end of the recording sessions for the album Vadge had embraced Islam and, like Cassius Clay, changed his name, adopting the Islamic holy name Wank O'Hare thus refusing to be photographed and insisting that his image should be air-brushed out of the cover picture. Bunty refuses to acknowledge Vadge's new name on the grounds that All religion Is lies and Islam is the most repulsive, violent and nasty set of lies anybody has ever promulgated and then a dope like McKechnie turns up with his cock out and his shit-for-brains stupidity! The subsequent cooling of relations with Wank (nee McKechnie) point to the internal difficulties within the band. Rumours of a second album still fill the music press some 20 years after their first masterpiece. Few can question the originality of the 'ZaltbommelSound' its contrapuntal fusion of punk d'avantgard, has inspired thousands of artists to attempt to replicate their innovative approach to musical contrarianismSnotts Burky
Vinkeloord NL

THE DICTACODA RECORD COMPANY

With analogue and digital recording equipment - the studio can accept MD/DCC/DAT/CD input, plus quarter-inch masters at 15 ips (or less) for mastering and/or digital files for mixing and mastering. The subsequent manufacture of compact discs in various formats, together with the design and printing of all the various sleeve formats. The studio has a full drum kit, amplifiers, double-bass, electric basses, Roland keyboard, electric/acoustic guitars ribbon/condenser/dynamic microphones and can record up to 8 tracks/instruments at a time. A comprehensive range of compressors, reverbs and FX are in place. To discuss hiring the studio or to arrange mixing and or mastering contact us - [email protected]
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